ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else
The ROG Xbox Ally is getting a new set of updates, because who doesn’t love a good update, am I…
Tag: Release
Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…
BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly
Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 TYPE O NEGATIVE fans, rejoice! 🤩 It’s been a whole 30 years since the release of…
BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like
Get ready for some serious gaming with GeForce NOW’s new Ultimate membership, because your social life is about to take…
IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably
IO Interactive is basically the real-life Q, and 007 First Light is their latest gadget-filled masterpiece 🤖💼. I mean, who…
Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships
With the entire gaming community on the edge of their seats, waiting for any crumb of information about Grand Theft…
Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work 🤪. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…
Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work
Oh boy, have you guys been waiting for this moment forever! 🤩 Valve has finally announced the release date and…
Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant 🤣. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…