Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…
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Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…
Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…
Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their debut album Spice, The Spice Girls are releasing The Singles Collection – the…
Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…
Top Gun Tie-In Fuels Ace Combat 8’s Shiny New Live-Action Cash Grab
Because what the world really needed was another live-action video game adaptation, Bandai Namco has announced a new prequel series…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about polls, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. These days,…
More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…
Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…