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DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon
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DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Trump administration’s plan to build a 250-foot…

Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt
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Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Few games have piqued my interest quite like STRANGER THAN HEAVEN, the latest project from Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio. From…

Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab
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Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh joy, another remake to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games, but this time it’s actually worth getting…

Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
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Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year
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Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my hands on the 2026 remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par
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Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Washington DC, folks, and it’s a doozy. Crews with…

Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont
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Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s iconic character Ali G on the big screen, but the…

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