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Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart
The Tomb Raider Franchise: A Hot Mess of Reboots and Remakes 🤯
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Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

It’s been 30 years since Lara Croft first burst onto the scene, and what a wild ride it’s been 🎢.…

What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
🚨 Breaking News: Amazon Prime Gaming is Giving Away Free Games, But Let's Be Real, They're Not That Exciting 🚨
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What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…

Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around
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Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking News: Ubisoft Might Be Remaking the First Assassin’s Creed, Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies of the Original…

TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026
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TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic tour of the year has finally kicked off, and we’re not talking about…

Bloodborne is Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Again as a Super Gory Animated Movie Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough, and Internet Personality JackSepticEye is Somehow a Producer Now
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Bloodborne is Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Again as a Super Gory Animated Movie Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough, and Internet Personality JackSepticEye is Somehow a Producer Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

After over 10 years of fans begging for a new Bloodborne game, Sony has finally decided to give them what…

Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
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Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…

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