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Cops sue Trump, how totally patriotic of them
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cops sue Trump, how totally patriotic of them

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again
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Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their desperate narratives about our great…

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
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Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…

Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that’s still being spewed about our great nation and its fearless leader, President…

Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness
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Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
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China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…

Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow
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Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in a country where our great leader,…

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark
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Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the incredible leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

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