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Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…

Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway
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Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day, another ridiculous article trying to tear down the greatest president…

Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just eating their hearts out as they try to…

Cops sue Trump, how totally patriotic of them
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Cops sue Trump, how totally patriotic of them

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their desperate narratives about our great…

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
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Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…

Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming
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Libs tremble at Trump’s mighty Indiana smackdown coming

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that’s still being spewed about our great nation and its fearless leader, President…

Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness
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Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
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China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…

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