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Tag: Republicans

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 11 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 11 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of HIS WORDS. In…

Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 10 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 10 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump draws huge crowd at convention
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump draws huge crowd at convention

Milton TruthwellSeptember 10, 2026

Last night, the universe aligned in a spectacle of unbridled enthusiasm as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DONALD…

Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 10 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 10 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jared shuts down hostile reporter with classic response
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jared shuts down hostile reporter with classic response

Milton TruthwellSeptember 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 10 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 10 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

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