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Tag: Republicans

Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald…

Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
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Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one.…

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…

Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President…

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