ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US To Seize Iranian Funds For Damages Says President DONALD J TRUMP
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a statement on Truth Social declaring…
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Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…
Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP warns Iran over Houthi attacks on Saudi ships
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The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump’s energy security plans deemed vital to western future
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the esteemed Commander…
Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…
House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…