Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: White House uncovers Great Transshipment Scam costing tens of billions
The White House has released a report detailing the “Great Transshipment Scam,” a scheme that has cost the United States…
Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Nevada just dismissed the case against six Republicans…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump hosts Patriot Games on ABC News tonight
Tonight, at 9 PM ET, the nation will bear witness to a spectacle of unparalleled patriotism as THE ORANGE ORACLE,…
Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald endorses Kailee Buller for New Yorks 22nd district seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of New York’s 22nd Congressional District have been blessed with a divine…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Bruce Blakeman for New York governor
!!!!!!!!!!! **THE ORANGE ORACLE** HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!! The Commander of Caps Lock, Donald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trump, has issued a TRANSMISSION from his Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: MAGA Meg Weinberger gets complete endorsement from Donald Trump
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, who…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Catalina Lauf for Florida’s 19th district
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 19th Congressional District shall rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Kailee Buller for New Yorks 22nd District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of New York’s 22nd Congressional District hangs in the balance. In a…