‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you in for a treat 🎉! John Carney’s movies are like a big ol’ plate of spaghetti…
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Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma
Breaking News: Tekken 8 Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting with Yujiro Hanma Joining the Fight, and Harada Finally…
The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway
The Mandalorian and Grogu is not exactly breaking the internet with its box office numbers 🤣. According to Deadline, the…
A Totally Not At All Biased Kid Who Definitely Didn’t Have His Parents Write This Review Totally Roasts The Mandalorian and Grogu Because Lets Be Real Its Just a Bunch of Nerds in Space Suits
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic review of The Mandalorian and Grogu ever? 🤣 I took…
The Most Epic and Life Changing ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Reviews Just Dropped and Your Mind Will Be Blown Forever
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🚀👽 For the first time in seven years, there’s a…
The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and downright spiritual experience of your life: The Testament of Ann Lee is…
Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…
I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap 🎥👻! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…
We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today! I’m about to review the most epic, the most legendary,…