Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Rock Band

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
Breaking, Music News

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🀯 Because I’m about to take you on…

Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
Breaking, Music News

Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…

Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
Breaking, Music News

Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🀘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…

Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
Breaking, Music News

Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! πŸŽ‰ Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
Videos

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026August 17, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
Videos

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos
Breaking, Music News

Richie Sambora Still Milking Bon Jovi Teats With Kings Of Chaos

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🀯 I just found out that KINGS OF CHAOS,…

Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
Videos

Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Metalcore/rock band from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
Breaking, Music News

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? πŸ™„…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
Breaking, Music News

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3 … 9 Next

Latest posts

  • Rancid Drops 30th Anniversary Wolves Box Set Celebration
  • Prime Day Kindle Deals Kick Off Early October
  • Cameron Winter Brings Timeless Artistry To Carnegie Hall
  • Economy somehow still manages to leave blacks behind again
  • Twisted Sister Drops Box Set of Classic Studio Albums

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright Β© 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.