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Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)
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Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

In a new interview with Mark Strigl, PUDDLE OF MUDD frontman Wes Scantlin, the only guy keeping the “Mud” afloat…

Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-clichΓ© move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF
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David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-clichΓ© move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? David Draiman, the guy who screams about “Down with the Sickness” (which, let’s be honest,…

Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album πŸ’…πŸ’ΏπŸ’°!
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Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album πŸ’…πŸ’ΏπŸ’°!

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…

Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ€£
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Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ€£

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

HOLY GUACAMOLE! πŸ₯‘ Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass…

The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again πŸ™„πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ’¨.
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The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again πŸ™„πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ’¨.

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you geriatric rockers! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ The Who, those purveyors of smashed guitars and tinnitus-inducing anthems, are apparently lumbering…

Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

American rock from Phoenix, Arizona!

3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo πŸ€˜πŸŽΈπŸ’€
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3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo πŸ€˜πŸŽΈπŸ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! 😱 Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…

Witness Ace Frehley’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Festival 2025, where he’ll probably remember at least *one* song 🎸πŸ”₯🀑
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Witness Ace Frehley’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Festival 2025, where he’ll probably remember at least *one* song 🎸πŸ”₯🀑

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Breaking News: Some Dude Filmed Ace Frehley at M3 Rock Festival! 🀣 We have obtained EXCLUSIVE (totally not shaky and…

Bryan Adams is STILL making albums? πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ€£
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Bryan Adams is STILL making albums? πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ€£

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Bryan Adams, bless his perpetually-youthful-looking heart (or is it just good Photoshop?), is unleashing another sonic assault on the world…

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