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Tag: rock

Oasis Reunion Doc Gets New Trailer Released Now
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Oasis Reunion Doc Gets New Trailer Released Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Oasis: Don’t Look Back In Anger, the new documentary following Oasis’ massive reunion tour in 2025, has received a brand…

NERGAL Threatens To Play Entire Behemoth Discography Because You Clearly Havent Suffered Enough
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NERGAL Threatens To Play Entire Behemoth Discography Because You Clearly Havent Suffered Enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some serious nostalgia overload πŸ™„! Adam “Nergal” Darski, the mastermind behind Polish extreme metal band…

Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
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Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…

Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🀩… said no one ever. I…

Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die
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Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia?! πŸ™„ Anneke Van Giersbergen, the legendary vocalist of THE GATHERING, is…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? πŸ™„ Because I’ve got some…

Spirit in the Room in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Spirit in the Room in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Experimental rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow
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Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously nostalgic and potentially depressing news? 🀯 Because Kim Thayil, the legendary…

Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
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Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🀯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

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