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Tag: ROG

Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead
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Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn ๐Ÿฟ! Laura Fryer, a former Xbox bigwig, decided to drop a truth bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ on…

ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
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ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! ๐Ÿ™„ They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
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Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening ๐Ÿคฃ. It’s not just a saleโ€”it’s a desperate…

ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025
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ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, Gamescom 2025, you tease! ๐Ÿ™„ ASUS, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just because they felt like it), decided…

Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi
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Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Xbox Teams Up with AMD: Is This the End of Gaming as We Know It? ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for…

Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys
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Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Troll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, at the oh-so-important…

OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…

ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…

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