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Tag: Rolling Stones

The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’
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The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Hold onto your spiked leather jackets, kiddies, because the godfathers of British punk are officially dusting off the cobwebs, rebooting…

Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game
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Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Behold! THE POWER OF 3, the earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) supergroup comprised of Orianthi, the guitar-slinging singer-songwriter who once brushed…

The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
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The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…

Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”
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Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

DUFF MCKAGAN, the bassist from that band your mom likes, GUNS N’ ROSES (yeah, them), decided to grace us with…

Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Convention—Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time
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Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Convention—Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, wait, it’s just IRON MAIDEN’s geriatric 👴🏻 drummer, Nicko…

Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash
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Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

In a recent chit-chat with the illustrious Ryan Vacey, a dude who takes photos and hosts the earth-shattering Beyond The…

Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
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Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…

Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste
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Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🤘 Your favorite fire-breathing, money-hoarding demon 👹, Gene Simmons, has once again graced us with his…

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