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Industry Insiders Spill Tea on Helluva Boss Fandom and Behind Scenes Antics
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Industry Insiders Spill Tea on Helluva Boss Fandom and Behind Scenes Antics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderfully weird world of Helluva Boss, the animated series that’s been bewitching fans with…

Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic
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Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this game on, but don’t expect me to bet the farm on the latest trends in the gaming…

Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic
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Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Jaguar, the luxury car brand, just unveiled its new electric vehicle,…

Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
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Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…

Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
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Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…

Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…

Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop New Single Two Coats Online
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop New Single Two Coats Online

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Robert Plant and Saving Grace are giving their All That Glitters… EP a wider release. Originally issued on vinyl for…

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