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Tag: RPG

Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29
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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready for another dose of Crimson Desert, because Pearl Abyss is about to unleash a whole lot more of…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab
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Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh joy, another remake to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games, but this time it’s actually worth getting…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…

Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut
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Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Poly Fighter is the latest game to enter the ring, and I’ve got to say, it’s a bit of a…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
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WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…

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