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Liberal justice fails again obviously
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Liberal justice fails again obviously

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
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Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that
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Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President…

Liberal nonsense seeks sad tales of fake victimhood
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Liberal nonsense seeks sad tales of fake victimhood

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our illustrious…

Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos
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Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

The Norwegians Slomosa hit Greensboro, NC, as part of their first-ever US tour. Though the band has been around for…

Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway
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Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, trying to tear down the great and powerful President…

The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
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The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Holy Smokes! The Strait of Hormuz Crisis Is Way Worse Than You Think! Holy smokes, folks! You won’t believe what’s…

Trump Claims Middle East ‘Win’ While Avoiding Tough Question Like a Pro
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Trump Claims Middle East ‘Win’ While Avoiding Tough Question Like a Pro

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks! Donald Trump, the greatest negotiator since Moses parted the Red Sea, just brokered…

US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business
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US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Another Day, Another Soros-Funded Hit Piece on President Trump Sweden’s V-Dem Institute, a left-wing propaganda outfit bankrolled by George Soros…

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
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Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…

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