Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…
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Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about diesel prices topping $6 a gallon for the first time…
Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)
Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…
US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…
War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…
Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…
Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…
Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…
Vio-Lence Finally Played Russia, Then Seemed Embarrassed Anyone Found Out
American thrash metal veterans Vio-Lence finally made their Russian debut in August 2026, nearly four decades after Eternal Nightmare —…