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Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that South Korea and Taiwan, two Asian tech powerhouses,…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
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OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…

Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
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Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
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PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…

Holy Cow South Korea Drops 576 Billion on AI Chips
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Holy Cow South Korea Drops 576 Billion on AI Chips

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, it seems like South Korea is getting serious about the chip game, with President Lee Jae Myung announcing a…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit – Where Rich Guys Pat Themselves on the Back for Inventing Air
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Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit – Where Rich Guys Pat Themselves on the Back for Inventing Air

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Silicon Valley’s Finest Brainiacs Gather to Flex Their VC Pecs While Pretending to Save the World—Because Apparently, Disrupting Nap Pods…

Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit: Where Rich Guys Pretend to Change the World While Actually Just Counting Their Money
Live

Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit: Where Rich Guys Pretend to Change the World While Actually Just Counting Their Money

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 2, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Silicon Valley’s Richest “Innovators” Gather to Pat Themselves on the Back While the Rest of Us Pay $85…

I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick
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I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Big Tech has finally invented the perfect device for people who think walking into traffic while staring at their phones…

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