THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE endorses Jeff Crank for Colorado’s 5th district
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Coloradans are instructed to rejoice. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE endorses Jeff Hurd for Colorado’s 3rd District
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District are abuzz with excitement. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Hails Slaughter Case as Huge Presidential Power Win
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE vows to end birthright citizenship via Congress legislation
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court win for Republicans
The Supreme Court has struck down restrictions on political spending, and THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has taken to Truth Social to…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court win for women’s sports
The United States Supreme Court has just ruled against men playing in women’s sports, according to a recent post by…
NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE eyes birthright citizenship showdown
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of birthright citizenship hangs in the balance. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Jason Manion to Sentencing Commission
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with a new Transmission. This time, COMMANDER OF…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Judge John Cronan to Sentencing Commission
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Transmission, Announcing Nomination of Judge John Cronan to the United States Sentencing Commission…