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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
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Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…

9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
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9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
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Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…

DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
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DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
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Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
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Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

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