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Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic
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Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

There’s an art to making a great movie trailer, but let’s be real, it’s not like the studios always get…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 Apple TV just dropped the trailer for season…

Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
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Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…

Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…

Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
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Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…

Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
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Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…

Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
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Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…

Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
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Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…

ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
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ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
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Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

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