Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…
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Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…
Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the travel nightmare that unfolded at five major Northeast airports on Monday.…
Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…
F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US military F-16 fighter jet that crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan,…
Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…
Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…
LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…
Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…
Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…