United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…
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New York City Streets Prove Perfect Spot For Casual Stabbings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two men were stabbed in broad daylight on the Upper West…
NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…
Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…
Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…
Lettuce Ruin Taco Bell’s Day With Parasite Outbreak
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the great lettuce outbreak of 2026 is causing…
Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…
Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…
Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…