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Tag: Science fiction

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
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Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…

Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
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Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 29, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…

End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
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End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…

EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!
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EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

EVE Frontier is back with its fifth Founder Access cycle, Shroud of Fear, and if you thought the last update…

The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!
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The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game is about to haunt your gaming table, and your sanity!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Mantic Games has announced The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game, based on the pioneering cyberpunk manga by legendary…

James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)
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James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Move Over, Arnie: James Cameron Announces New Terminator Movie Without the One Thing That Made Terminator Good — Arnie 🤖💥…

Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff
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Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Hold onto your mouse ears, folks — Disney just sold its soul to the AI devil for a measly $1…

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