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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…

Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
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Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…

Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” 🙄. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest,…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…

LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her
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LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Arch Enemy news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process the…

Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester
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Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who allegedly threw an incendiary device at New York City’s…

Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
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Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…

Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
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Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…

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