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Tag: Scream

Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Scary Movie 6: The Final Chapter (Until the Next One)
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Scary Movie gets a poster — because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…

‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting
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‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another Harry Potter reboot — because apparently the last 20 years of films and theme parks weren’t enough.…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
McDonald's Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters Meal—Because Your Stomach Needs a Soundtrack
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McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…

California Sheriff with Political Ambitions Confiscates Over Half a Million Ballots from 2025 Election — Because Democracy Needs a Timeout
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California Sheriff with Political Ambitions Confiscates Over Half a Million Ballots from 2025 Election — Because Democracy Needs a Timeout

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

California Sheriff Chad Bianco Launches Investigation Into Ballot Count Discrepancy – Democrats Panic Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican…

HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
Breaking, Music News

HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…

SIX FEET UNDER’s JACK OWEN: CHRIS BARNES Is ‘Very Approachable’ And ‘Very Relatable’ (Because He’s Not Actually A Zombie)
Chris Barnes Is Just a Big Teddy Bear… With a Chainsaw for a Paw, Says Jack Owen
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SIX FEET UNDER’s JACK OWEN: CHRIS BARNES Is ‘Very Approachable’ And ‘Very Relatable’ (Because He’s Not Actually A Zombie)

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

In a shocking revelation that has the metal community clutching their chest plates in disbelief, Jack Owen of SIX FEET…

NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE
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NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…

Supreme Court Revives Street Preacher’s Epic Rant Against ‘Sissies’ at Concert – Free Speech Wins, Egos Bruised
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Supreme Court Revives Street Preacher’s Epic Rant Against ‘Sissies’ at Concert – Free Speech Wins, Egos Bruised

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Oh look, another “free speech” hero gets his day in court – and by hero, I mean the guy yelling…

PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT
Breaking News: John Lydon Actually Moves Off His Sofa!
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PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT

Chord F. DiscordMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left absolutely nobody surprised, John Lydon—the man who once told the Queen…

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