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OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
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OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Breaking news, folks! ๐Ÿšจ The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…

DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
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DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! ๐Ÿ™Œ John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…

KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears
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KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking News: KORN and Blizzard Entertainment Team Up to Create the Most Epic Collaboration of the Century ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽธ! But let’s…

House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘‘ Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…

ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares
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ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

The article begins with a new interview with Meltdown of Detroit’s WRIF radio station, where Spencer Charnas, the frontman of…

Review: Lee Croninโ€™s The Mummy โ€“ โ€œSo Bad itโ€™s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way Youโ€™ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
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Review: Lee Croninโ€™s The Mummy โ€“ โ€œSo Bad itโ€™s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way Youโ€™ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ‘ป! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…

TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026
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TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Breaking news, folks! ๐Ÿšจ The most epic tour of the year has finally kicked off, and we’re not talking about…

Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 โ€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿค˜
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Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 โ€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿค˜

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฑ Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…

Ex-MUSHROOMHEAD Vocalist JEFFREY NOTHING Emerges From Cryogenic Freezer To Announce Comeback Tour Because Clearly The World Was Missing His Unique Brand Of Scream Singing And Also A New Album Called 202SICK Is Coming To Make Your Ears Bleed
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Ex-MUSHROOMHEAD Vocalist JEFFREY NOTHING Emerges From Cryogenic Freezer To Announce Comeback Tour Because Clearly The World Was Missing His Unique Brand Of Scream Singing And Also A New Album Called 202SICK Is Coming To Make Your Ears Bleed

Chord F. DiscordApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news ๐Ÿคฉ? After a whole eight years of doing absolutely nothing…

Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality
The Epic Return of Conan The Barbarian: Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Beefcake in Your Life ๐Ÿคฃ
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Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The developers behind Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel have announced a DLC that brings the one and only Conan The Barbarian…

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