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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘‘ Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…

ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares
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ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

The article begins with a new interview with Meltdown of Detroit’s WRIF radio station, where Spencer Charnas, the frontman of…

Review: Lee Croninโ€™s The Mummy โ€“ โ€œSo Bad itโ€™s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way Youโ€™ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
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Review: Lee Croninโ€™s The Mummy โ€“ โ€œSo Bad itโ€™s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way Youโ€™ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ‘ป! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…

TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026
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TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Breaking news, folks! ๐Ÿšจ The most epic tour of the year has finally kicked off, and we’re not talking about…

Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 โ€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿค˜
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Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 โ€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿค˜

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฑ Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…

Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality
The Epic Return of Conan The Barbarian: Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Beefcake in Your Life ๐Ÿคฃ
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Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The developers behind Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel have announced a DLC that brings the one and only Conan The Barbarian…

Scary Movie gets a poster โ€” because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!
Scary Movie 6: The Final Chapter (Until the Next One)
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Scary Movie gets a poster โ€” because even horror needs a marketing team to scream about it!

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Twenty-six years after surviving the most recognizable Halloween costume in cinematic history, the Core Four are back to prove that…

โ€˜Harry Potterโ€™ TV Show Drops Trailer, and Itโ€™s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting
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โ€˜Harry Potterโ€™ TV Show Drops Trailer, and Itโ€™s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another Harry Potter reboot โ€” because apparently the last 20 years of films and theme parks weren’t enough.…

WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks โ€” William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

McDonaldโ€™s โ€˜KPop Demon Huntersโ€™ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
McDonald's Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters Mealโ€”Because Your Stomach Needs a Soundtrack
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McDonaldโ€™s โ€˜KPop Demon Huntersโ€™ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…

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