Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Cruise’s latest film, Digger, has been revealed to be a complex, layered story…
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…
Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…
Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…
Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm
The drama surrounding Kojima Productions’ upcoming title, Physint, has been the talk of the town, and I’m not surprised. I…
Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…
Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…
Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…