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Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos
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Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It looks like Team Ninja has finally listened to our cries and decided to make a sequel that’s actually better…

Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab
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Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh joy, another remake to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games, but this time it’s actually worth getting…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen
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Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a move that’s either a brilliant solution or a desperate attempt to salvage a potentially troubled production, Warner Bros.…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Jason Statham is back as the titular character in The Beekeeper 2, because what’s a successful action movie without a…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont
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Borat hilariously trashes his own movie because studio execs clearly wont

FinnOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s iconic character Ali G on the big screen, but the…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Netflix has announced another spinoff of its popular series Bridgerton, this time focused on the character of Lady Violet, played…

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