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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…

Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem
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Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

✨Prepare for Shaan! ✨ Prepare for a night of melodies that will pierce your soul! Prepare for heartfelt ballads! Prepare…

**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**
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**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Ultimate Reptile Show in Round Lake Beach, IL (GURNEE AREA!)! 🦎** Tickets are non-refundable, because…

Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares
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Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**🧸✨ Run, don’t walk, to the All-Inclusive Doll & Collectibles Show! ✨🧸 Prepare for antique, vintage, and modern dolls, bears,…

Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
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Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…

Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
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Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…

PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
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PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…

Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)
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Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2025

Belarussian Metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him
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Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting interview with Justin Richmond of the Broken Record podcast, the one, the only, the Starchild…

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