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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-clichΓ© move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF
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David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-clichΓ© move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? David Draiman, the guy who screams about “Down with the Sickness” (which, let’s be honest,…

Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…

Zombeast in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Zombeast in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2025

Vain (guys really like copyrights, but don't like to play well) horror punk from Arizona

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof πŸ€”), is…

Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ€£
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Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ€£

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

HOLY GUACAMOLE! πŸ₯‘ Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass…

Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)
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Dangerous stage diving at The Acacia Strain in Greensboro, NC (06/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 8, 2025

Deathcore from Springfield, Massachusetts!

The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again πŸ™„πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ’¨.
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The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again πŸ™„πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ’¨.

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you geriatric rockers! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ The Who, those purveyors of smashed guitars and tinnitus-inducing anthems, are apparently lumbering…

TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already πŸ€ͺ🎬🎢
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TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already πŸ€ͺ🎬🎢

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…

Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)
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Calabrese in Charlotte, NC (05/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

American rock from Phoenix, Arizona!

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