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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!šŸŽ‰ Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)
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Arch Enemy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal!

Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)
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Fit for an Autopsy in Charlotte, NC (13/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Deathcore band from Jersey City, New Jersey!

Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square
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Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! šŸ™„ “I Love House Music Chicago” is throwing a FREE rave at Navy Pier Beer Garden, 700 E Grand…

MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour
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MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 MI5, those shadowy peeps, are doing…wait for it…an ONLINE TOUR! 🤣 Curator Mark Dunton will reveal secrets! Will…

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Oh Noes! The Economy’s Gonna Die: A Guide to Hoarding Toilet Paper and Crying Into Your Savings

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, another “expert” šŸ™„! Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, CFPĀ® (because acronyms = smart), wrote “Financial Adulting” 🤣 and “The 30-Day Money…

Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
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Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…

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WNBA: Still Trying To Make “Fun” Happen, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM** šŸ˜‚ Prepare for peak cringe! Defector Media & WNBA fans unite to gently whine about…

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Lenny Clarke’s Still Alive? AND He’s Doing Comedy? At a Fancy Hotel? LOL

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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Sammy Obeid Still Doing Comedy? Ft Lauderdale Apparently Has Standards That Low!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

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