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Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
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Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Slomosa in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)
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Slomosa in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Stoner Rock/Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

The Mainliners in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)
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The Mainliners in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Pop-punk from Hollywood, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Orbit Culture in Houston, TX (03/30/2026)
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Orbit Culture in Houston, TX (03/30/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 30, 2026

Melodic death metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ov Sulfur in Houston, TX (03/30/2026)
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Ov Sulfur in Houston, TX (03/30/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 30, 2026

Blackened deathcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Chuck Norris Became a Pop Culture Icon Because Roundhouse Kicks and Beards are the Answer to World Peace
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Chuck Norris Became a Pop Culture Icon Because Roundhouse Kicks and Beards are the Answer to World Peace

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Chuck Norris, the ultimate action hero, has left us, but his legacy will live on in our hearts and in…

U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway
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U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the one and only Udo Dirkschneider, the former ACCEPT and current U.D.O. and DIRKSCHNEIDER…

Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
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Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…

Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally
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Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
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RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

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