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Jeff Hiller is actually a toaster who just discovered mirrors
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Jeff Hiller is actually a toaster who just discovered mirrors

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

Jeff Hiller is basic. This is an hour-ish long show that really proves that. Come out and laugh at just how basic Jeff Hiller is.…

Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise
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Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION: If you love QR codes more than your Wi-Fi password, this party’s for you! 🚨 📅 Mark your…

A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
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A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…

Judge laughs at Trump’s election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing
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Judge laughs at Trump’s election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

A Federal Judge Just Declared War on Common Sense—And Trump’s Common-Sense Election Reforms Are the Latest Casualty In a stunning…

ICE Agent’s Phone Accidentally Records the Most Dramatic Minneapolis Parking Ticket Ever
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ICE Agent’s Phone Accidentally Records the Most Dramatic Minneapolis Parking Ticket Ever

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat-Approved Tragedy: ICE Agent Forced to Defend Himself Against Violent Marxist SUV Attack! Breaking: In a shocking…

‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke on Watching Daughter Maya Realize She Can Finally Outshine Me on ‘Stranger Things’
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‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke on Watching Daughter Maya Realize She Can Finally Outshine Me on ‘Stranger Things’

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

‘The Greatest Gift of My Life’: Ethan Hawke Gushes Over Daughter’s Role in ‘Stranger Things’ as Hollywood Pushes Yet Another…

The 48 Hour Musical (We’re Still Not Learning From Our Mistakes)
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The 48 Hour Musical (We’re Still Not Learning From Our Mistakes)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Two Over-Caffeinated Stanford Kids Attempt to Outdo Themselves in 48-Hour Musical Spectacle 🚨 🎭💥 Prepare for chaos, confusion,…

We’re BFFs Now: Oregon AG Claims Kumbaya Moments with Feds Over Portland Gun Show | CNN
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We’re BFFs Now: Oregon AG Claims Kumbaya Moments with Feds Over Portland Gun Show | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Portland’s “Peaceful Protests” Turn Violent Again as Leftist Antifa Agitators Attempt Coup, Officially Declared Domestic Terrorists by Trump Administration In…

The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
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The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026

FinnJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…

Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks
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Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Microsoft Announces New Xbox Developer Direct, Promising More Games, More Hype, and at Least One More Delay🚨 🎮💸 In…

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