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Tag: Simulation

Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library
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Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Move Over, Grandma—The Real Survivors Are Here! Monsters Are Coming! Rock & Road Is the Only Game That Lets You…

When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things
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When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things

FinnJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS: ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS IS *DEFINITELY* ALIVE (OR MAYBE NOT, WHO KNOWS, WE’RE ALL JUST LOST SOULS DRIFTING…

Beastro Preview: Who Knew Spreading Cancer Could Be So Adorable
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Beastro Preview: Who Knew Spreading Cancer Could Be So Adorable

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Beastro: The Most Cozy Apocalypse You’ll Ever Experience (While Trying to Not Burn Soup) 😂🔥🍲 So, picture this: you’re a…

Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy
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Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Christmas Exists, And So Do These Five Video Games (Probably) 🎄 So, in the spirit of seasonal chaos…

Diving Headfirst Into The Gold River Project—Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Chaos
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Diving Headfirst Into The Gold River Project—Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Another Survival Game Wants to Kill You (And It’s Probably Your Fault) 🚨 In a shocking turn…

Farming Simulator: Signature Edition: Because Nothing Says “Next-Gen” Like Watching Virtual Crops Grow
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Farming Simulator: Signature Edition: Because Nothing Says “Next-Gen” Like Watching Virtual Crops Grow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Most Thrilling Agricultural Adventure Since Dirt Hits the Fan Lands on Nintendo Switch 2 🌾🚜 In…

Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership
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Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, dear city planners, brace yourselves for a plot twist so shocking, it’s like finding out your meticulously planned sewage…

RIDE 6: 340 Bikes (Because 339 Wasn’t Enough, Duh) and Modes You’ll Probably Ignore
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RIDE 6: 340 Bikes (Because 339 Wasn’t Enough, Duh) and Modes You’ll Probably Ignore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

So, Milestone, the masters of pushing pixels and calling it innovation, are back with RIDE 6! 🛵💨 Yes, you read…

Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)
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Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Okay, so I’ve played Anno 117: Pax Romana again, and guess what? I’m still trash at it. I thought I…

Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷‍♀️) indie games. Let’s play…

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