Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…
Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…
‘Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory’ Is a Secret Massacre Movie That Will Make You Question Your Childhood
If I wanted to torture my brother when we were kids, I only needed to say two words: “Blueberry Girl.”…
DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her
Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…
In A Violent Nature 2 Unleashes Its Teaser Trailer, Because One Bloodbath Just Wasn’t Enough
In A Violent Nature — because apparently we needed more movies where the killer is the protagonist and not, you…
The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…
‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…