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Tag: Slayer

Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed

FinnMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. πŸ™„ But…

Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent
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Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and those who pretend to be), gather ’round and let’s dissect another “iconic” moment in metal history, shall…

Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ In a groundbreaking interview…

Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢
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Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OH. MY. SODOM. 😱 Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…

Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”
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Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kerry King spills the tea β˜• (or should we say tequila 🍹) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. πŸ’€
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Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up, because Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to grace us with a…

πŸŽΈπŸ¦‡ Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! πŸ”₯🐾
πŸ‰βš‘ Bats, Metal & Mayhem: Black Sabbath’s Β«Final ShowΒ» Triggers Outrage! πŸŽΆπŸ¦‡
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πŸŽΈπŸ¦‡ Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! πŸ”₯🐾

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2025February 5, 2025

BIRMINGHAM, UK β€” A legendary concert or an absolute madhouse? The original lineup of Black Sabbath β€” Ozzy Osbourne, Tony…

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