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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ In a groundbreaking interview…

Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢
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Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OH. MY. SODOM. 😱 Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…

Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”
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Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kerry King spills the tea β˜• (or should we say tequila 🍹) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. πŸ’€
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Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up, because Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to grace us with a…

πŸŽΈπŸ¦‡ Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! πŸ”₯🐾
πŸ‰βš‘ Bats, Metal & Mayhem: Black Sabbath’s Β«Final ShowΒ» Triggers Outrage! πŸŽΆπŸ¦‡
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πŸŽΈπŸ¦‡ Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! πŸ”₯🐾

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2025February 5, 2025

BIRMINGHAM, UK β€” A legendary concert or an absolute madhouse? The original lineup of Black Sabbath β€” Ozzy Osbourne, Tony…

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