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Tag: Sludge Metal

Mastodon Unleashes Thunderous New Era With Marrow Deep
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Mastodon Unleashes Thunderous New Era With Marrow Deep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Mastodon have proven themselves adept at working their art through grief. Their first album, Remission, features a burning horse on…

Acid Bath Hits NYC With Obituary In Tow
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Acid Bath Hits NYC With Obituary In Tow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Louisiana sludge masters Acid Bath brought their reunion tour to New York City this past Friday, August 21st, with an…

Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week
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Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Down are in rare company, being a band that releases on average one record every seven and a half years,…

Down Unveils New Album Volume V And Single Blood Oath
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Down Unveils New Album Volume V And Single Blood Oath

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Down have announced their new album, Volume V, set to arrive November 20th via Nuclear Blast Records. Ahead of its…

Dave Grohl Covers Rehab Costs for C.O.C. Drummer Reed Mullin
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Dave Grohl Covers Rehab Costs for C.O.C. Drummer Reed Mullin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Corrosion of Conformity singer-guitarist Pepper Keenan has revealed that Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl paid for Reed Mullin’s rehab prior…

SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Doom sludge metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Old Man Gloom at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Old Man Gloom at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Sludge Metal, Ambient/Noise from Santa Fe, New Mexico Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion
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Devil Master Unleashes Metal Masterclass with You Worms Vain Delusion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Heavy metal at its mystical, ferocious peak requires a difficult alchemical blend of elements to really work. There is the…

Chat Pile Drops New Single PEN I S MALL
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Chat Pile Drops New Single PEN I S MALL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Chat Pile have unleashed “PEN I S MALL” as the latest single from their upcoming album Who Loves the Sun,…

Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound
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Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Our recurring feature series CoSign puts the spotlight on a rising artist who has caught our eyes and ears with…

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