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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
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CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…

5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks
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5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled…

ATOMIC STEIF RIP: Ex-SODOM Drummer Gets Terminated
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ATOMIC STEIF RIP: Ex-SODOM Drummer Gets Terminated

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh no, not another one bites the dust! 🥁 Seems like former SODOM drummer Atomic Steif, or as his momma…

Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy
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Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

DOORS: 6:45 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM BCC Pig Pen 🤡 Students from the Clown Level 1 Class, instructed by the…

Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…

CNN’s Pathetic Attempt to Make You Feel Good: A Preview of People Desperately Seeking Validation
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CNN’s Pathetic Attempt to Make You Feel Good: A Preview of People Desperately Seeking Validation

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING work! They want you…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right 😂), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh
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Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did Kojima JUST admit Metal Gear Solid V was a total dumpster fire 🔥? You won’t BELIEVE this!…

SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
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SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit 🔥, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…

CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
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CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…

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