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Mike Collins Makes Hilarious Jokes About Assassinating Pelosi
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Mike Collins Makes Hilarious Jokes About Assassinating Pelosi

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debate in the Georgia Senate race, and folks, it’s getting interesting.…

Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI
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Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that back in July 2004, security researcher Stefan Esser…

Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
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Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…

Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless
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Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Bend, Oregon, where a teacher, Becky Drury, is speaking…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently
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Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, identified as Jane Doe, is suing Cornell University over…

Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos
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Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

The Ohio governor’s race just got a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

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