Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to…
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…
Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…
Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 40-year-old man who was arrested for plotting to attack the Texas…
Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…
Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…
Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…
Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…
US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…
Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…