Black Flag Still Somehow Not Dead Embarks On 50 Year Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Legendary…
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Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…
Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…
Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…
Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
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IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…
Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
BILL WARD still whining about Ozzy 40 years later apparently everyone needed this update
Oh boy, grab your tissues and get ready for a feels trip, because Bill Ward is talking about his dearly…
Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored
I just spilled my beer all over my “Appetite for Destruction” vinyl because I’m still trying to process the earth-shattering…