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The Pretty Reckless is back with another album that probably cost more than your college tuition. Taylor Momsen, the band’s…
The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…
Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
Well, well, well, look who’s back to ruin another evening with their perfectly choreographed demon-slaying shenanigans. That’s right, KPop Demon…
Oh, look who’s still alive and making music in 2026! That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite New Jersey thrash veterans OVERKILL,…
Don’t believe the fake news! There’s a lot more to this story than CNN wants you to know. So this…
Oh look, it’s *DROWNING POOL*—that band you forgot existed until “Bodies” randomly plays at a gym and you wonder what…
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…
