Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money 🤑 and $80 games are just the beginning 🚀
Listen up, peasants! 👑 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed 🤑), has decided that your measly…
Tag: Sony
Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. 🙄🎬
OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! 😱 Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…
Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.
OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…
Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.
Oh, sweet mercy! 🙄 Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…
Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟♂️
Sony Announces Days Gone Remaster — A WOKE Transformation Where Social Justice Matters More Than Survival! 🌈🧟♂️ In a shocking…
😡 Audiences Roast Sony’s Kraven the Hunter Disaster: ‘Even Green-Haired Critics Hated It!
Sony’s latest superhero movie «Kraven the Hunter» has officially claimed the crown for the worst opening weekend in the studio’s…