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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! πŸŽ‰ Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. πŸ™„ Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…

WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…

JUST NESHTERDAY
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JUST NESHTERDAY

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Taneshia “Just Nesh” Rice, seen on Kevin Hart’s Hart of the City on Comedy Central & Def Comedy…

Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
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Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? πŸ™„ Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…

Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
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Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸ€ͺ It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…

New Guy at Central Bank Says Tariffs Not Inflating Your Already Empty Wallet, LOL
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New Guy at Central Bank Says Tariffs Not Inflating Your Already Empty Wallet, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine the brilliance of President Trump’s economic policies! This time, it’s the Fed,…

Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…

SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)
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SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

SOEN, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *progressive metal* (🀣), are gracing us with their seventh studio album, “Reliance”, dropping on…

Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
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Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎀 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…

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