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Miley Cyrus ‘Cold Blooded’: Because You Clearly Didn’t Understand the Depths of Her Philosophical Genius and Needed a Line by Line Breakdown
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Miley Cyrus ‘Cold Blooded’: Because You Clearly Didn’t Understand the Depths of Her Philosophical Genius and Needed a Line by Line Breakdown

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Miley Cyrus’ “Cold Blooded” is like the ultimate anthem for anyone who’s ever been like, “Uh, I’m good, I’ll just…

BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams
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BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Electronic Arts, the publisher that brought you such classics as “let’s cancel a bunch…

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow
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Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready for a triple threat of creativity as Marko Djurdjevic brings his brainchild, ORKEN, to Lucca Comics & Games…

John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now
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John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some deliciously catty drama? 🍿 Because I’ve got a treat for you: John…

Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling
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Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh joy, you want to join the ranks of the eternally sleep-deprived and creatively drained game designers. Well, buckle up,…

Sienna Spiro Launches 2026 My House Tour Get Tickets Now
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Sienna Spiro Launches 2026 My House Tour Get Tickets Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Siena Spiro is about to take her debut album on the road: her “My House” tour kicks off Tuesday, October…

Disney’s latest cash grab Lorcana gets unexpected boost from Hyperia City release
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Disney’s latest cash grab Lorcana gets unexpected boost from Hyperia City release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

After a year of turmoil in the trading card game market, it’s refreshing to see Disney Lorcana’s latest set, Hyperia…

Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028
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Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Senator Raphael Warnock’s trip to New Hampshire, I couldn’t help but think…

Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught
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Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh joy, another conference, another slew of announcements from Crunchyroll that will inevitably clog up my already overflowing watchlist. I…

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