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Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
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Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…

MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s
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MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…

The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
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The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…

Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
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Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
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WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…

THE GEMS ‘Accidentally’ Drop ‘Firebird’ Single To Tease Their ‘Year Of The Snake’ Album
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THE GEMS ‘Accidentally’ Drop ‘Firebird’ Single To Tease Their ‘Year Of The Snake’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Hold on to your leather pants and prepare your earlobes, because the Swedish hard rock salvation force known as THE…

Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)
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Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CRO-MAGS Re-Record “Hard Times” Because Apparently, Legal Drama is Harder Than Hardcore Mosh Pits 🚨 In a…

ALEX SKOLNICK Teams Up With ARDESHIR FARAH: Where Shredding Meets Shiraz
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ALEX SKOLNICK Teams Up With ARDESHIR FARAH: Where Shredding Meets Shiraz

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

When the Electric Guitar Met Its Long-Lost Acoustic Cousin: A Tale of Two Six-String Wizards, One Who Forgot What Plugs…

The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
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The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🎸 2026: The Year When RUSH Fans Finally Get A Coffee Table Book About A 50-Year-Old Album (And It’s About…

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