It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie action-RPG? The team at GPTRACK50, founded by veteran action game developers responsible for Devil May Cry, DRAGON’S DOGMA, and the Resident Evil franchise, has just announced a ton of new details about the game, including its release date in October. Because, you know, October wasn’t already crowded enough with new game releases. The game will be published by SEGA, because who doesn’t love a good co-publishing agreement to spice up the gaming landscape?
The Game Itself
Stupid Never Dies puts you in the shoes of Davy, a zombie living at the bottom of monster society, because who doesn’t identify with being a little bit undead? Your mission is to defeat enemies, level up, and collect strange items to grow stronger on your quest to bring Julia, a frozen human girl, back to life. Oh, and it’s set in a monster-ruled otherworldly dungeon, because that’s not a cliché at all. Players will be able to steal enemy abilities, customize their zombie Davy with otherworldly upgrades, and experience solid ARPG combat all in the name of the glorious undead (that never dies).
The Soundtrack
But wait, there’s more! The game’s soundtrack is going to be a hard-hitting pop-punk masterpiece, because that’s exactly what the gaming world was missing. Before the game’s release, players can listen to the first tracks of the soundtrack, including the Ending Theme, Restless, Reckless, Never Die, Fearless (Performed by Davy), and the Opening Theme, Stupid Never Dies (Performed by Davy & Julia). Because who doesn’t love a good theme song to get them pumped up for some zombie action?
Release Date and Editions
Stupid Never Dies will be available for PC via Steam and PlayStation 5 on October 21, 2026, followed by a Japan release on October 22. The game will be available for purchase as a Standard Edition for $49.99 USD, or as part of the Stupid Never Dies: Glorious Idiot Edition for $59.99 USD (which includes the full game alongside its first DLC, TickTock Teddies: Nonsense Overload Pack). Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good DLC to add some extra nonsense to their gaming experience?
In conclusion, Stupid Never Dies is shaping up to be a game that’s equal parts exciting and ridiculous. With its unique gameplay mechanics, hard-hitting soundtrack, and glorious idiot edition, it’s definitely a game to keep an eye on. So, mark your calendars for October 21, and get ready to join the ranks of the undead. And remember, stupid never dies, but your wallet might after buying all the DLCs and special editions.
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