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The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
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The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🎸 2026: The Year When RUSH Fans Finally Get A Coffee Table Book About A 50-Year-Old Album (And It’s About…

5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward
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5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward

FinnJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…

Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
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Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…

James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
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James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…

Hollywood Minute: Kpop Demon Hunters vs Elio in the Great Animation Battle for Our Attention
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Hollywood Minute: Kpop Demon Hunters vs Elio in the Great Animation Battle for Our Attention

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Leftist Cartoon Cartel Nominates ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’ to Brainwash America’s Youth While Liberals Cry About Wildfires They Caused In a…

NASA Finally Sends Astronauts to Space—Surprise!
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NASA Finally Sends Astronauts to Space—Surprise!

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 5, 2026

🚀 Virtual astronauts, get ready to float through cyberspace on Feb. 15, 2026, and earn a digital stamp for your…

Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library
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Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Move Over, Grandma—The Real Survivors Are Here! Monsters Are Coming! Rock & Road Is the Only Game That Lets You…

When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things
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When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things

FinnJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS: ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS IS *DEFINITELY* ALIVE (OR MAYBE NOT, WHO KNOWS, WE’RE ALL JUST LOST SOULS DRIFTING…

Write Here, Right Now Day Retreat with Will Medd – Because Apparently Your Brain Needs a GPS
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Write Here, Right Now Day Retreat with Will Medd – Because Apparently Your Brain Needs a GPS

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 2, 2026

Attention PhDs: Stop Staring at Your Screen Like a Confused Goldfish! 🐟📚 Join “Write Here, Right Now”—a magical online gathering…

Startup CPG San Diego Founder Dinner @ Winter FancyFaire*
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Startup CPG San Diego Founder Dinner @ Winter FancyFaire*

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

🚨 CPG Founders: Skip the Convention Center, We’ve Got Fish Tacos & VIPs in a Studio That Sounds Like a…

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