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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
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Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…

Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now
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Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration is pushing for schools to…

Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
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Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
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CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…

Weird Al Gets Asteroid Named After Him
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Weird Al Gets Asteroid Named After Him

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026

An asteroid located between Mars and Jupiter has been named in honor of “Weird Al” Yankovic. This is perhaps the…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

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