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Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
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Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…

Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden
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Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just dropped a new video…

IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway
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IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Washington, DC is about to join the ranks of Monaco, Las…

US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
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US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
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San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…

Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
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Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…

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