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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Modern Warfare 4 teams up with RayNeo for futuristic cash grab
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Modern Warfare 4 teams up with RayNeo for futuristic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another way to isolate themselves from the world, RayNeo has partnered with the Call…

Oh Joy Idris Elba and Some Other People are Stuck in Space Water with a Guy Named Hero Who Clearly Has a Super Cool Name
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Oh Joy Idris Elba and Some Other People are Stuck in Space Water with a Guy Named Hero Who Clearly Has a Super Cool Name

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

We’ve got a real treat for you, folks! 🍿👽 A new movie is coming out, and it’s going to be…

Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season
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Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like there’s been a bit of a kerfuffle over…

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
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Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…

Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
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Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
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Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🤘! I mean, who needs…

Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

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